North Carolina’s comedy-punk misfits Worthington’s Law are back with their new single “Beard Envy” — a hilarious and hook-packed anthem about one of life’s greatest injustices: not being able to grow a decent beard.
The track bursts out with fast, bouncy guitars, tight drumming, and vocals dripping with comic despair. It’s two minutes of pure punk energy and self-deprecating humor, delivered with the band’s signature mix of sarcasm and sincerity. “Beard Envy” manages to be ridiculous and relatable at the same time — the kind of song you laugh at while shouting along.
Musically, it’s sharp and melodic, channeling the punch of 2000s skate punk with a wink and a grin. The chorus hits instantly, and before you know it, you’re humming along to a song about patchy facial hair like it’s the most important thing in the world.
With “Beard Envy,” Worthington’s Law prove once again that punk can be funny, fast, and still completely solid — no beard required.
