Atlanta’s chaotic punk trio Gas Station Boner Pills have blown out the scene with their debut full-length Welcome to the Shit Show, a 13-track blitz of unhinged humor, fast-paced riffs, and rowdy attitude .
From the rollicking opener “Hold My Beer” to laugh-out-loud tracks like “Blowjob at Buc-ee’s”, “Zero Day Sober”, “Horny and Sad”, and “Resting Murder Face”, the album fuses rage and comedy in equal measure. The highlight? “Mourning Wood”, a tongue-in-cheek anthem about “bereavement by sympathy boners,” that perfectly exemplifies their absurd edge .
Sonically, the band channels gritty garage-punk energy, with thunderous drums, snarling guitar lines, and unfiltered vocals designed to sound like the wildest basement show you ever survived .
They also keep the surprises coming—dropping a cheeky cover of Flo Rida’s “Low”, reworked with punk flair and attitude .
Welcome to the Shit Show is rowdy, hilarious, and unapologetically raw—perfect for anyone who remembers why punk is supposed to be fun, loud, and a little bit unhinged. Turn it up and crash the party. 🎸
“Hold my beer”
